The Daily Dork XP


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  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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  • School: I'll show you how dumb you are.
  • Family: We'll tell you how imperfect you are.
  • People: We'll judge you by your flaws.
  • Self-esteem: I'll always be low.
  • Life: I'll fall apart when you think something couldn't get any worse.
  • Self-harm: I'll be your only option.
  • Jesus: I love you. Let Me be your comfort.
Via hello hurricane, you can't silence my love♥



one of my favorite movies <3

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africanmodel172:

Bout to head to the stupid AT&T store do they can fix my dumb phone (Taken with instagram)

omg she so sexy <3




i want to be 10 again

illusivegoddess-in-pink-waters:

and watch lizzie mcguire and even stevens and all the good disney movies like life sized and picture perfect and smart house 

and i just can’t stop crying omg

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Via I'm sorry i gave up on us when you never did.

sea-of-masks:

I. love. this.

mee too <3

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Omg so much JORDAN!!!! (Taken with GifBoom)

Omg so much JORDAN!!!! (Taken with GifBoom)


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